The Diamond Age
“The Diamond Age”, the second release of Studio Select’s “Ascendance 2023” high fashion collection. 🌹
Sewn from the softest UNDERWATER ROSES found deep within the MITHRAIC OCEAN, each tunic grants the wearer ULTIMATE SEDUCTION as well as bonus stats (+10 to Sealing 1980’s Business Deals, and +10 to Knowing Smirks) 😏
Handwoven by the sauciest of SELECTIAN SAILORS, this shirt is a physical manifestation of the PERFECT TOUCH. 🌊
The Baseball Banner across the chest pays homage to the greatest player in the history of Major League Baseball, Max “The Rookie” Renner and is rumored to increase in value as he continues winning on his road to the Moneylympics ⚾️
Every purchase imbues a spell of smacking directly into his personal bat “The Hit Clip” virtually guaranteeing a quadruple Grand Slam, dedicated to you 🏟️🎉
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.